1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:04,038 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:04,072 --> 00:00:07,308 Aww, look at the little itty witty 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,710 wittle waby baby. 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,712 [Laughter] What are you lookin' at? Puppy photos again? 5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:15,149 No. Your cousin Warren posted a picture of his new little baby. 6 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,551 Ah, I can't believe he had a kid. 7 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,887 Ah, when we grew up that was simpler 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,922 times. You get a PBandamp;J, 9 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,992 glass of Quick, and go outside and play until the street lights came on. 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,494 Mm hm. 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:29,563 A now a days these kids man, they just so caught up in their cell phones, 12 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,999 you can't have a decent conversation with 'em. 13 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,667 You know what I mean? You can't... 14 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,403 - ...talk to 'em. - [Laughter] 15 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,605 - Lisa? - [Laughter] Huh? You say somethin'? 16 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,273 No, nothin' at all. 17 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,142 [Audience laughter] 18 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,744 Oh ha hao. He's so cute. 19 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:44,745 [Audience laughter] 20 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:47,315 * Woke up and my wife said to me 21 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,517 * The bill collectors want thei fees 22 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,719 * The kids keep talkin' back to me 23 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,687 * Family Time 24 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:57,358 * Family Time. Family Time. Family Time. 25 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,527 * Woa woa woa woa. Yeah eah eah 26 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:03,831 [Instrumental Hip-Hop Music] 27 00:01:03,864 --> 00:01:04,932 Hey. 28 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,535 Tony, a I need to ask you somethin'. 29 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,802 Let me tell you somethin'. 30 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,371 You keep walkin' around in them twerkout pants, 31 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,706 I'm about to find out how flexible you really are. 32 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,609 [Laughs] Oh Tony, I'm bein' serious. 33 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:18,045 Uh oh. Last time you rubbed my ears like that, 34 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,680 I ended up with a ding in my credit report. 35 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,115 What's up? 36 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,983 I want another baby. 37 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,051 A baby what? 38 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,453 Baby dolls or baby back ribs? 39 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,522 Nah Tony, like a, a little person. A little human. 40 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,524 Oh baby, Lisa, really? 41 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,327 A wha eh luh luh luh look, why have another baby, 42 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,828 when for the price of another baby, 43 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,398 we can have Moonbucks twice a year for the next 89 years, 44 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,832 minus the stretch marks. 45 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,334 Tony, come on. 46 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:43,204 Don't you miss when our babies were babies!? 47 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:44,172 Nope. 48 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,273 [Audience laughter] 49 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:48,008 When Devi-poo was our little chocolate Michelin Man? 50 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,212 Oh my goodness, and those little fleshy little balloon-like 51 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,914 pudgy cheeks. Oh and those rolls. 52 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,049 - Ah I mean, they're like little milk traps. - The rolls. 53 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,085 Yeah, yeah, those were the days. 54 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,888 - Those were-- - Yeah and Ebony, our little Coco Princess. 55 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,756 - Mm. - How she would just randomly let out... 56 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,226 those ear-splitting yelps of joy. 57 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,194 [Audience laughter] 58 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,562 Oh, like a little tsunami of happiness. 59 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,764 Yeah, don't forget those sleepless nights when she would practice her 60 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,334 five-octave range like Mariah Carey at 3:30 in the mornin'. 61 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,503 Yeah-ah, I miss that! 62 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,770 - You miss that? - Yes. 63 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,839 When what is in that CBD oil? 64 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,109 Okay look, yes babies are are cuddly and 65 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,445 warm and all that, but come on now. Let's be real. 66 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,680 You really wanna run the risk of havin' another Devin? 67 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:27,848 Tony. 68 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,082 I get it. 69 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:30,684 Where are the hidden cameras? Huh? 70 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,253 Must be a joke. [Doorbell rings] 71 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,887 That better be Ashton Kutcher. 72 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,088 [Audience laughter] 73 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,156 [Ringing continues] 74 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,158 Hey guys. 75 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,628 Why ring the doorbell if you just gonna walk right in anyway? 76 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,197 Oh I thought ya'll just got excited when they heard the doorbell. 77 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,466 Okay, see let's not start. 78 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,302 Please let's not start. I'm tryin' to get to my happy place. 79 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,138 As a matter of fact, why don't you two say somethin' nice to each other 80 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,273 for once. 81 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,941 What do I gotta be nice for? 82 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:56,210 Because you're gonna want me to be nice later. 83 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,445 Good point. 84 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:58,446 [Audience laughter] 85 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,147 Ah Rachel, whatever you're here to ask for, 86 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,149 it might not hurt to be nice before you ask for it. 87 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,150 [Audience laughter] 88 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,252 Fine. 89 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,453 Tony? 90 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,455 Okay, Rachel... 91 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,323 your 92 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,991 skin looks less dry. 93 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,527 yeh in fact, it looks rather healthy. 94 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,163 Thanks Tony. Water... 95 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,099 I've been drinkin' and usin' a lot of alkaline water lately. 96 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,101 And you, your... 97 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,372 your breath. Your breath doesn't smell so bad today. 98 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:27,007 You know I've been brushin' with this new toothpaste and 99 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,075 flossin' a lot more so 100 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,343 - ...it probably helps. - Yeh. yeah. See... 101 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,144 that really wasn't so hard, was it? 102 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,980 - No. - Let's shake hands. 103 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:34,147 I ain't touchin' her. 104 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:36,350 - Don't push it. We try. - [Lisa] Alright. 105 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,519 Anyways, I need your help with Lori. 106 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,721 Hm, sounds like a job for a zookeeper. 107 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:42,956 Wha what's the problem? Her head can no longer 108 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,425 fit through the front door? 109 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:46,159 Just wait till you see. 110 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,962 [Heels clicking] 111 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,331 [Door creaks] 112 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,532 D'oh! 113 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,201 Bonjourno, my good people. 114 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,169 Oh hell, naw! 115 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:58,272 What did you buy up all the Fix-a-flats at the store? 116 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,407 Tony! 117 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,208 I'm with Tony on this one, Lisa. 118 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,444 She Looks like Cardi B Trippin'. 119 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,845 [Audience laughter] 120 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,947 A luh, what is that sayin'? If you ain't got nothin' good to say, 121 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,149 Don't say anything at all. 122 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,151 [Rachel] And I'm with him. 123 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:15,088 [Audience laughter] 124 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,726 [Instrumental Music] 125 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,027 [Lori laughs] 126 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,396 No, you guys should see your faces. 127 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,498 No, it's not real! 128 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:27,868 It's called prosthetic placeholders. 129 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:31,004 It's just to see what it looks and feels like, 130 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,574 just in case I wanna commit to the real deal. 131 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,008 Um newsflash, 132 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,645 none of that will ever be the real deal. 133 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:38,746 [Audience laughter] 134 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,048 It'll be real enough! 135 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:44,385 My milkshake bring all the boys 136 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,753 to the yard. 137 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,054 [Audience laughter] 138 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,221 You know what? 139 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,658 If my little phony wants to attract 140 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,760 some imitation man-bait, then you know 141 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,862 who are we to stop her? Let he live her life. 142 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,564 That's just it! 143 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,866 She might not have a life to live. 144 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:02,503 People die all the time from gettin' these stupid procedures done. 145 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,438 I'm serious, Lori. 146 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:07,775 Like plastic surgery is a serious matter. 147 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,444 And even if you do survive the surgery, 148 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,080 you know there's still a lot of health risk involved. 149 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,749 Yeah, did you at least do all your research before you went 150 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,085 shoppin' for silicone accessories? 151 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,387 [Audience laughter] 152 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,389 Now ladies, listen. 153 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:24,124 Lisa, I know you love me, 154 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,628 and you're more like a big sister to me than I am. 155 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,330 But, people die everyday. 156 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:34,568 Rachel, yes I did all my research 157 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,937 and my homework, and guess what? 158 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,907 People have elective surgery everyday too. 159 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:42,643 Successfully, might I ad. 160 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,613 Yeah but I mean come on, do you really need all of 161 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,147 you know, that? 162 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,116 [Laughter] 163 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,384 I mean let's look at it this way, 164 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,986 if she ever goes on a cruise and happens to fall overboard, 165 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,056 she'll already have a built-in, emergency, floatation device. 166 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:56,990 [Audience laughter] 167 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,892 No, ser--Lori, we 168 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:02,963 seriously want you to know. We need you to know. 169 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:06,333 -You're beautiful, inside and out. - Yeah. 170 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,902 - Aw. - And we're here for you if you need anything. 171 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,871 That's my honies. 172 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,906 Oah, you think I'm 173 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,509 beautiful. And this surgery's gonna be hard, 174 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,311 and you just said you'd help me with anything. 175 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:20,514 You did mean anything, right? 176 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,282 - Yeah, anything. - Of course. 177 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,917 Well I need your help in payin' for this surgery. 178 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,986 Honey, this thing is expensive. 179 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,588 Hold the hell up! 180 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,923 Your little Dr. Fakenstein ass 181 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,025 is tryin' to get us to pay for your body renovations? 182 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,694 - Heifer, hold up! - Yeah, we we said... 183 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:35,429 anything, okay but 184 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:36,497 can't do that. 185 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,366 That we cannot do. How much does this cost anyway? 186 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:43,203 Okay well...when I add in the subtractions, 187 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,806 and the subtractions of the add-ins, 188 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,808 and throw the stuff in, 189 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,309 it's approximately 190 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,211 $15,000! 191 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,212 Ooh! 192 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,449 Plus, my surgeon friend says that he 193 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,018 will give me the first time hookup. 194 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,553 [Lisa and Rachel] First time hookup? 195 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,654 Yeah. 196 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,290 I pay regular price for my lips, 197 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,459 then I pay for my left breast. 198 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,895 My right breast, he gives me 2 for 1, 199 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,363 and throws in my butt, half-ass off. 200 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,032 That way... 201 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,901 I stay within my budget. 202 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,902 [Audience laughter] 203 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,369 Listen ladies, 204 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,572 I know 205 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,207 that you have concerns, 206 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,542 and I respect that. 207 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,010 So... 208 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:25,145 maybe it'll help if I 209 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,581 call up my doctor and have him come over so he can 210 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,283 explain everything about the procedure to you? 211 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,553 I guess. 212 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:35,088 You just gotta be careful with doctors nowadays. 213 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,090 I once had a doctor put me under anesthesia. 214 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,026 [Audience laughter] 215 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,761 What's so strange about that? 216 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,230 When I woke up, my wallet was gone. 217 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,232 [Audience laughter] [Music stings out] 218 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:51,271 [Instrumental Music] 219 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,040 I'm not gonna warn you again, Donnie. 220 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,342 You say it one more time, I'm gonna have to pull out my straight razor. 221 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,944 Look man, all I'm sayin' 222 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,079 is if Dr. King would've joined the Black Panthers, 223 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,381 he woulda easily been the King of Wakanda! 224 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,050 Ain't no way in the world Dr. King 225 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,385 woulda ever joined no Black Panthers! 226 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:06,787 He was a religious man. 227 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,823 He woulda clearly became a member of The Disciples! 228 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,392 What are y'all two lyin' about now? 229 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,728 - He's a liar! - No, he's a liar. 230 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,630 Okay, okay, okay. You're like two kids, man. 231 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,632 Speakin' of kids, dig this. 232 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,901 Lisa...wants another baby. 233 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,135 With who? 234 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,137 Your mama. 235 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,473 Naw, too old. 236 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,276 Rodney's mama so old, she used to babysit Morgan Freeman. 237 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,744 Oh so you think that's funny, huh? 238 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,581 I'm a cut you. I'm a cut. You think I'm playin'? 239 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,083 That's alright. I'll get him on the next cut. 240 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,552 Shave him up like Sherman Hemsley. 241 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,320 [Audience laughter] 242 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,322 Hey bud. Sound like your girl, Lisa, got the baby 243 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,423 fever, man. 244 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,259 Yeah, man. And I am way too old to be startin' over. 245 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,261 Come on, dog. Age ain't nothin' but a number. 246 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,731 My mama had me when she was 70 years old. 247 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,733 - Say what? - That's right. Changed me and my daddy... 248 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,101 at the same. 249 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,102 [Audience laughter] 250 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,104 Hey...I know what you need to do. 251 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,438 - Hm? - One word. 252 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,773 Babysit. 253 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,576 - Hm. Oh I see what you're gettin' at. - Mm hm. 254 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,612 If I get Lisa to babysit a newborn, 255 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,913 all that cryin' and fussin', 256 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,480 she'll be over her baby fever in no time. 257 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,482 [Laughter] Rodney, you a genius. 258 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,484 Tell me somethin' I don't know! 259 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,920 You could use a breath mint. 260 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:13,854 [Audience laughter] 261 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,689 Or two. As a matter of fact, I got a pack 262 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,790 - ...in here. - Uh mm. 263 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,191 - Oh yeah. - Ooh. 264 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,794 Get it. You can chew on the plastic too. Sometimes that helps. 265 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,129 Why didn't you say somethin'? 266 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,931 - I just did. - Mm mm. 267 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:24,998 [Audience laughter] 268 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,034 [Instrumental Music] 269 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,101 [Doorbell rings] 270 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,270 Oh I think that's my surprise for you. 271 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,740 Oah, I like surprises. 272 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,441 Surprise! 273 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,409 It's a baby! 274 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,879 - Oh ho hoa! - What's up, Lisa? 275 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,347 Hey, uh oh. 276 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,315 - [Yawn] - Hey Warren, you alright? 277 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,651 You look a little... 278 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,018 - Tired. - Yeah. 279 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,987 - Hi, Lisa. - Mm, real tired. 280 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,822 What wha a the baby been keepin' you up, man? 281 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,824 Man, as a matter of fact, yes. 282 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,193 Yeah, me and the wife can't thank y'all enough, man. 283 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,395 - Ah well come sit down, brotha. - Aw, yes. 284 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,664 Thanks, man. I need to sit down. 285 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,665 Yeah. 286 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,399 - [Baby coos] - [Warren sighs] 287 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,035 Man, the other day, man, 288 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,071 I poured dish soap in my waffles 289 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,305 and thought it was syrup. 290 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,641 - Mm. - I still got the bubble guts. 291 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,009 [Audience laughter] 292 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,510 Eh well listen, me and Lisa 293 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,713 do not mind watchin' the baby for a night. 294 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,715 - No problem. - Yep, now that are kids are all... 295 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,184 off to college, you know the nest is empty so 296 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,019 whenever you guys wanna drop baby O off, 297 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,520 please feel...free. 298 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,056 - Mm hm. - Oh woa, would you look at the time? 299 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,424 Hey, give her that. Give her that. 300 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,093 Oah. Aw, let me get that baby. - Let's get you on... 301 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,327 - Get that baby. - ...outa here, man. 302 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,329 There's only 24 hours in a day. You don't wanna waste 'em 303 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,563 hangin' out over here, man. 304 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,999 - Don't hold your breath, bruh. - You know what, you right. 305 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,000 - Mm hm. - You right. 306 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,702 Look, me and the Mrs., 307 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,169 we got sleep reservations, man, 308 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,371 and we can't miss our appointment for nobody so 309 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,539 - ...I'm outa here, man. - Alright. 310 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,607 Hey hey, 311 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,608 [Baby coos] 312 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,243 - thanks, man. - Alright. 313 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:44,411 [Audience laughter] 314 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:45,913 [Lisa] Oh ho hoa. 315 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,748 [Baby cries] 316 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,884 Uh, oh ho hoa, the door startled him. 317 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,286 [Crying continues] Hush little baby, 318 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,455 don't you cry. 319 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,556 Not workin'. 320 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,425 Okay. Alright, well maybe he's wet. 321 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,427 You knows? A mis-- no no 322 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,895 [Indistinct] means he's dry. 323 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,931 Hey hey, maybe he's hungry. You know how you get when you hungry. 324 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,899 Shut up, Tony. 325 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,567 There you go, little thing. 326 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,236 Okay, no. No, that's not it. 327 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,370 Not takin' the bottle. 328 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,740 Oh my goodness. Here Tony, you try. 329 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,374 [Crying continues] - Baby... 330 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,576 - ...you go get the baby. - I...yes. 331 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,778 - Aw. - Huh. 332 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,580 [Crying stops] - Oh my God, he likes us, Tony! 333 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,082 Okay, give him back. 334 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,550 Give him back. Give him back. 335 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,986 [Baby cries] 336 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,622 You know what, maybe he just needs to warm up to you. 337 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,591 I'm a I'm a leave you alone. Let you guys gets a little 338 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,093 alone time. I'll be right back. 339 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,627 No, Tony. I don't think that's a good idea. 340 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,764 No no no, it's fine. It's fine. I need to stop by the office anyway. 341 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,766 If you need me, call me. Alright, I'll see ya. 342 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,100 Bye bye. Out! 343 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,001 [Crying intensifies] 344 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,670 He meant me, baby. Not you. 345 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,006 Aw, don't cry. 346 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:51,344 [Instrumental Music] 347 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:56,349 What up, Rodney? 348 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,585 Donnie, what's happenin'? 349 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,953 [Audience laughter] 350 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,055 Donnie, what are you doin'? 351 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,091 Dammit man, don't you see I'm tryin' to get this 352 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,026 - ...money! - Ah ha, yeah! 353 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,861 Pay up. Thanks, Tone. 354 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,096 Thanks for what? 355 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,631 We were just having a $5.00 contest to see who could 356 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,267 shut the hell up for the longest, and I lost. 357 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,502 Can I borrow $5.00? 358 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,536 [Audience laughter] 359 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,205 You know what? I'm in a good mood, 360 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,773 so I'm feeling generous. 361 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,141 What you need, $5.00? 362 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,509 - Here you go. Right there. - Thanks, man. 363 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,643 - Yeah. - Here you go, Rodney. 364 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,146 My man. And a I need the money for the 365 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,014 line up the edge up. 366 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,016 Oh yeah. Forgot about that. 367 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,017 What the? 368 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,018 [Audience laughter] 369 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,486 That's for rent. That's for the club. 370 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,056 For the guns. Ah okay, you got change for a 100? 371 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,958 Nope, but I'll put that on your tab. 372 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,226 Heh, my man. 373 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,962 Look if you got all that cash, why'd you need $5.00 from me? 374 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,730 Cause it's your fault that I lost. 375 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,333 Okay, alright. Well how about that money you owe me then? 376 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,434 - That I owe you? - Mm hm. 377 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,202 Naw, man. That's why they say, I owe you. 378 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,671 Listen, what I'm tryin' to tell y'all is it's about the kids, okay. 379 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,140 Now when you talk about everything I taught you guys in a 380 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,042 second. You a cute little button. 381 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,743 That's your boy. 382 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,579 Hey man, what happened with Lisa anyway? What's up? 383 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,081 Oh man, it is going great. 384 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,550 She is having like probably the worst time ever 385 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,551 with that little baby. 386 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,353 - Cryin' and cryin' and cryin'. - Told ya! 387 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,388 - He's probably still cryin'. Poor little thing. - What? [Laughter] 388 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,589 You know. 389 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,058 Aw, man. Oh what I'm-- 390 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,060 [Phone vibrates] - Oh hold on. That's probably Lisa. 391 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,261 That's her right now. 392 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,495 She's probably like, get this baby outa here! 393 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,497 - Right right right. - Shhh. 394 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,765 Hello. 395 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,533 Yeah. 396 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,069 Say what? 397 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,337 Oh oh oh oh, okay. Alright. 398 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,107 Yes, ah alright. Alright, bye. 399 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,441 Well that backfired. 400 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,877 Apparently the baby warmed up to her, 401 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,078 and now she's havin' the time of her life. 402 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,080 Talkin' bout, bring some diapers on the way home. 403 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,714 Any more bright ideas? 404 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,284 Look Tone, it takes two to tango, man. 405 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,619 You got to stay off the dance floor. I mean no 406 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,054 dirty dancin'! 407 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,089 [Audience laughter] 408 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,423 [Music stings out] 409 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:49,396 [Instrumental Music] 410 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,599 - Ooh. - Knock knock.... 411 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,766 Hey Lori. Hey Lise. 412 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,536 Okay, so the idea is to actually knock 413 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,771 before you enter someone's hous unannounced? 414 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,640 I did announce it when I said, 415 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,909 "knock knock." 416 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,577 Let me hold the wittle wittle precious-- 417 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,279 Oh wait, wait. No, no get 418 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,481 baby throw up all on the clothes I just loaned you. 419 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,117 No, nuh uh. 420 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,551 Oh and please 421 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,520 - ...burn that hot pink suit. - Mm. 422 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,956 Let me see your children, oah. 423 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,624 Ooh, that's a good 424 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,159 boy. Oh woa woa. 425 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,460 Ooh, you precious hump. 426 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,129 Uh mm, that baby screamin'. 427 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,064 He must be allergic to fake silicone. 428 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,933 [Audience laughter] [Baby fusses] 429 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,834 I got him here. Oah. 430 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,104 Ah, look like he allergic to fake hair, too. 431 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,440 [Baby cries] - See, ya'll are really makin' it 432 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,809 worse. Now I gotta calm him down again. 433 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,011 Oah. 434 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,713 [Lori] Oh my... 435 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,984 girl you are a natural! 436 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,286 I see why you got baby fever. 437 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,320 [Audience laughter] 438 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,422 Even the baby prefers organic. 439 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,958 How do you know? You speak baby? 440 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,692 Just watch. You know everybody likes real boobs. 441 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,461 - How do you know? - Oh really. - Stop! 442 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,662 - These are milkin' boobs. - No. 443 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,097 - Milk is milk. - I mean how? 444 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,331 - I'm gonna go put the baby away? - How? 445 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,267 - A cow's got milk and cows... - How? 446 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,935 sometimes don't even have-- 447 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,303 I'll pop the air outa those. 448 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,337 [Doorbell rings] 449 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,772 Hush. Be good. 450 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,274 Don't you embarrass me. 451 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,675 This a real doctor. 452 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,143 [Audience laughter] 453 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,879 [Door creaks] 454 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,881 - Oh hello, Dr. Wade. - Hello there. 455 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,183 Come on in. 456 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,384 I'm glad you came. 457 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,552 I'd like you to meet my sister, Rachel. 458 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,021 Nice to meet you. 459 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,189 What up, doc? 460 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,356 [Audience laughter] 461 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,858 This is fine work, I must say. 462 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,160 [Audience laughter] 463 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,362 You know I'm surprised you want me when obviously your sister 464 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,731 has got someone that does work just as good as I do. 465 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,665 [Audience laughter] 466 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,367 No, doctor oblivious. 467 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,735 This here all me. 468 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,903 Mm, really? 469 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,705 Yes, really. 470 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,373 And it's a good thing you're a doctor so that broken arm 471 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,975 will heal just perfectly. 472 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,143 I don't have a broken arm. 473 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,177 Yet. 474 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,478 [Lori laugh] 475 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:46,679 Just stay on this side. 476 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,715 Oh okay, I thought I heard the doorbell. 477 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,250 Looks like we have a guest. 478 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,085 - I am Lisa - Hello. 479 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,553 I'm I'm Lori's sister. 480 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,587 You must be her doctor. 481 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,589 I am, Doctor Wade. It's nice to meet you. 482 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,658 Yeah, yeah, likewise. Um... 483 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,427 so we have a ton of questions. 484 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,429 I I really I, I don't know where to start. 485 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,563 I'm not sure. 486 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,565 Excellent. Well I'm here to help. 487 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,269 So a basically the surgery is very easy. 488 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,672 Very simple, but the recovery can last up to 2 to 6 months. 489 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,174 [Lori squeals] Wait, hold up. 490 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,443 I thought you said recover time 491 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,212 was 2 to 6 weeks. 492 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,214 Well that would be the case, 493 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,582 if you didn't get the hookup. 494 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,983 [Audience laughter] 495 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,386 Because of your budget, I'm gonna have to use discount silicone. 496 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,221 Discount? 497 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,192 Well, to ensure I find the most affordable 498 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,560 aftermarket prices. 499 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,128 Aftermarket? 500 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,398 Oh heh-heh-hell to the naw, doctor! 501 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,932 You ain't gonna have 502 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,035 me up on the next episode 503 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:45,572 of Fudged Up, lookin' like Willie Lump Lump. 504 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,574 [Audience laughter] 505 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,377 Yeah doctor, the way I see it, you got two choices. 506 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,812 One, you can get the hell up out my sister's house, 507 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,814 or two, me and my sister's will make 508 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,449 good on that promise 509 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,484 to break your arm. 510 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,052 No no no no no. 511 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,020 [Audience laughter] 512 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,022 [Lori sighs] 513 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,024 Well ladies, 514 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,959 you guys were really about to 515 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,462 go in on Doctor Play-school for me! 516 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,463 [Audience laughter] 517 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,664 I took my earrings off. 518 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:14,467 Lori, we are your sisters. We love you. 519 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,635 Okay? 520 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,636 [Audience aww's] 521 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,172 Cause you're perfect just the way you are. 522 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,174 Besides, you know black don't crack. 523 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,276 Yeah, but it stretches, flabs, 524 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,377 and sags. 525 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,080 Aw...it's okay, sis. 526 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,348 [Lori laughs] 527 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,184 [Instrumental Music] 528 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,020 Hello. Yeah, you can come pick up your little man. 529 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,022 I know it's only been a couple hours but 530 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,824 the plan backfired. 531 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:38,858 [Audience laughter] 532 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,327 Ah I know. I know. Okay. 533 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,028 I'll see ya in a little bit. 534 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,101 I'll fix this door one day. 535 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,069 Lisa! Lisa. 536 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,539 - Lisa! - Shhh. 537 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,741 I just put the baby down. 538 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,610 Whew! Can't wait to tell you about my day though. 539 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,646 - Hm. - After burpin' and bathin' and 540 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,281 baby proofin' the house, 541 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,318 I a you know I just I was exhausted. I need to take a nap. 542 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,853 You did all that today? 543 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,655 [Doorbell rings] 544 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,990 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 545 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,926 Well damn, cousin. That was fast. 546 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,829 Man, I couldn't get here fast enough, man. 547 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,066 Shuh, my girl started givin' me them baby-makin' eyes. 548 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,401 [Audience laughter] 549 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,536 I'm like, no mas! 550 00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:25,538 [Audience laughter] 551 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,540 Oh so you just left her there? 552 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,876 And I thought we supposed to be catchin' up on sleep. 553 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,212 Apparently she wanted to catch up on somethin' else. 554 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,681 [Audience laughter] 555 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,717 Bro, I had to get outa there before she tried to make baby number 2. 556 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,919 There go my little plan b. 557 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,053 [Audience laughter] 558 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,690 Hey listen, y'all. Thank y'all... 559 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,858 but no thank you. 560 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,560 Alright. 561 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,562 Alright. Oh, okay. 562 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:50,730 [Laughter] 563 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:53,700 Alright. Did I a, did I miss somethin'? 564 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,935 No, but...I did. 565 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,571 Aw, what was that for? 566 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,607 That was for me not being sensitive 567 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,175 and not listening to your feelings. 568 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,410 For that, I'm sorry. 569 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,178 [Audience aww's] 570 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,513 Mm-wah. 571 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,182 - What was that for? - That was for lettin' me be a new mom... 572 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,383 for a few hours. 573 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,585 But I gotta admit, I'm exhausted. 574 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,954 I forgot how tiring 575 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,256 havin' a baby can be. 576 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,691 Well good. I'm glad we a agree on that 577 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,493 because I was not ready to start over. 578 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,061 Yeah? 579 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,364 Yeah but I'm I'm I'm really kind of used to 580 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,599 bein' a caretaker, Tony. I just 581 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:30,270 I don't know what to do with myself without bein' a full time mom. 582 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,638 Baby, I'm sure 583 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,073 you will find somethin' to do with your free time. 584 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,075 Just know 585 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,211 if you really want somethin' to do, 586 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,780 I I can...okay, she's asleep already. 587 00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,114 [Audience laughter] 588 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,483 [Music stings out] 589 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,587 [Instrumental Music] 590 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,222 Good mornin', sweetheart. 591 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,323 Hey. 592 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,592 - Mm. Hey a, did you eat breakfast yet? - Mm-wah. 593 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,394 Cause I was thinkin' about makin' my famous 594 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,695 Tony's Benedict. 595 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,430 Sounds good. 596 00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,066 Hm, where'd you put my a secret hot sauce that I like? 597 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,269 Oh a in the top shelf. 598 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,504 - The top of this one? - Yeah. Yeah. 599 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,105 [Thumping] [Audience laughter] 600 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,140 A did you a baby proof this or what? 601 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,342 Mm hm. 602 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,578 Ah I'm not even gonna ask why you would baby-proof this 603 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,746 high-ass. What baby we be watchin, 604 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,114 a Yao Ming's? 605 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,249 [Audience laughter] 606 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,118 [Thumping continues] - Is it, is it a lock or... 607 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,954 Whew! I a... 608 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,123 I'll get it. You could a been an engineer 609 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,625 - ...to open it. - My bad. 610 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,127 That ain't gettin' open. I'm about to go get some tools or somethin'. 611 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,162 [Audience laughter] 612 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,800 What the hell? 613 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,101 [Audience laughter] 614 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,003 The bread is in the pantry, so you want me to cook breakfast? 615 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,137 [Audience laughter] 616 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,806 Nah, nah nah nah. I'm just now over it. 617 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,641 Let's just go to Sizzle Hut. 618 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,109 - You can bring your book. - Yeah, I am. 619 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,745 - Who wrote that? - Oh, Stacey Evans Morgan.